Thursday, July 15, 2010

Fish Torture

Notice the happy little sailor on the front of the cooler. Booze makes you happy!
Life is like a bowl of peanuts... in a fish.
The golden years... Too old to see anything or remember anything, or avoid crapping your pants.
I guess the "shop vac" attachment is a dead give away that this isn't a real pirate home. But, damn it, this should be on every self-respecting pirate's front porch.
Groundhog. Aka woodchuck, marmot, porch pig... He saw his/her shadow so we now have six more weeks of ninety-three percent humidity.
The fish is just playing dead.
I got this photo before barely escaping with my life. The eastern cottontail eats plants, fruits, vegetables and once it acquires a taste for them; humans!

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Pictures of God

Proof he loves us? These are from the 7 Barrel Brew Pub in West Lebanon, New Hampshire. Live free or DIE (coolest state motto by a mile).

A walk in the woods near Quechee Gorge... Vermont.

Old timey worky shop tools. Neat. In West Lebanon, NH.

Tips for the Holiday Inn Express in White River Junction, Vermont... Idea for Holiday Inn Express commercial, "I'm not a mortician, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!" Hilarity ensues.

Quechee "Gorge" in the Vermonts. I guess gorge doesn't mean what I thought...

Pet owner cemetery. Near West Rutland, Vermont.

A profound statement, really. After all, aren't we all looking for the shortcut to Main Street? This is the "backdoor" to the Madison Brewery in Bennington, Vermont. The "Crowtown" beer that they brew is the best I've ever had. Period. Orange-brown, murky and hoppy as hell.

Not sure what a Stark Hose is... Or why it gets it's own house. Is hose home ownership on the rise? There goes the neighborhood... (Bennington, VT)